Clear conscience

George, volunteer driver, comes in yesterday...hot and bothered, guilt written all over his face. 'I've lost the yard key.'

'Me too,' says driver David, neither guilty nor bothered.

Roy grinds his teeth...losing one key is an accident, but 2 in one day is careless and this means an emergency journey to the locksmith for him.

This morning in trips George, face wreathed in smiles, and produces from his pocket 1 gate key. 'Iain found it yesterday, just outside the office. It must have fallen when I pulled the van keys out my.' The man is plainly relieved, conscience now clear.

We've still not found David's though... and his conscience is as clear as it ever was!